Kids. germs. and GOO

tonight while I was waiting for Angelo to wash his body with "man soap" (axe body wash, oye) he informed me "momma know why I'm taking so long?  I have lots of germs on me, from peoples houses, outside, school, EVERYWHERE"  awesome dude, thanks for sharing and washing those germs, Ha ha ha.

after kids are in bed I come downstairs to see Stetson (brown dog) with "goo" dripping from his jaw... WTH??? then i see it.  Ariana made "slime" for girl scouts tonight and the bag was not closed all the way and had leaked all over the end table, dog bed and carpet.  whatever it was made with Stetson sure enjoyed it.  UGH.  So it's not all the way firm so it's half liquid half rubber.  I was trying to figure out how to get this out of my carpet, and praising the housing gods that I didn't actually have a carpeted house, just a huge area rug (whew) I decided I needed something "rakey" so I get a butter knife can scraped the shit out of the carpet, WALA!  It came up, kinda... I will have to do some more raking after it sets more.... time for a BEER!